Advice for a Novice

[bob]

I've never been married, and I have no children.

My girlfriend has recently gotten pregnant, and, according to her, I am the
alleged father.

If indeed I am the father, then I would like to have custody of the child
and have the
child's last name changed over to mine. I would also agree to give my
girlfriend
regular visitation rights to the child, if she so desires.

I wish to have custody because my girlfriend's life is unstable and, in my
opinion,
not conducive for the raising of children. I can easily provide financially
for the
raising of the child.

My questions are:

1) What are the things that a court needs to see from me so that they will
grant me custody;

2) Since I obviously need a lawyer, how do I find out who the best child
custody lawyers are?
I live in Phoenix AZ.


Thank you very, very much.

[Christopher Berthiaume]

1. Demand and get a paternity test, even if you must pay for it.

2. Fortunately, money can make a multitude of problems go away. I hope that
you have LOTS of money! You're going to need it. Kiss your money goodbye,
because it's probably going to sprout wings and then fly bye bye bye.

Unfortunately, if you are a Dad, then, no matter how much money you have,
thanks to the feminists and their lapdog politicians, you are usually
automatically discriminated against in any family court, seeing how you
happen to have a pair of balls. Shame on you for having a pair of balls,
Bob! You bastard, you! How dare you have a pair of balls! Trust me! Seeing
how you have a pair of balls, they are going to be broken, probably
repeatedly! So, get used to it. You see, Bob, the government will hate you
for having a pair of testicles, because they are contraband! It's called
MISANDRY. Didn't you know that? If not, then where the hell have you been
for the past 40 years or so - in a cave or something? Have no fear. When you
get to court, the judge will probably confiscate your contraband. It's
called castration. I recommend that you also bring a jar of Vaseline with
you to court, so that when you are sodomized by the judge immediately after
your castration, you can ease a bit of the discomfort. Haven't you ever
heard of feminism? Feminism has to do with matriarchy....uh....I
mean...."equality". These days, we have "women's rights", don't you know,
and therefore, father's rights are in the toilet. While women have their
"rights", they do not have many responsibilities. Nope. Instead, the
responsibility department is yours. She gets the rights, and you get saddled
with the responsibility. So, be a man, get out your wallet, and PAY the
bitch her weekly pound of flesh! That's what you get for having a pair of
testicles, Bob. Shame, shame, shame! By the way, no matter how much you pay,
it will never ever ever be enough. She will be needing regular increases in
the extortion payments you must make to her by court order, to keep her in
the lifestyle she has grown accustomed during the marriage, the court
accepted argument being that, "she has the need, and you have the ability to
pay". Additionally, it's for the CHILD.

Sorry, Bob, but rich as you are, like any man who has not ever experienced a
divorce (and especially a custody battle) you have had your head in your
ass, until now.

And so now, I would advise you to quickly extract your head from your
rectum, and face the plain ugly truth! More than likely, you are screwed!

Nevertheless, if you love the child, you want reasonable contact (not to
mention custody) and some say in the child's upbringing,then litigate,
litigate, litigate! Take her wretched ass back to court every other month,
if you can, and when you can, especially if you have deep pockets.

Do you know the meaning of the word "MISANDRY"? If not, then reach for your
dictionary, and look it up. It now applies to you.

I wish you the best.

Do your part to help stamp out feminism. Insist on patriarchy today!

For children and their fathers everywhere, I am

Christopher
Webmaster, Feminism Kills
www.feminismkills.com
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Post by bob
I've never been married, and I have no children.
My girlfriend has recently gotten pregnant, and, according to her, I am the
alleged father.
If indeed I am the father, then I would like to have custody of the child
and have the
child's last name changed over to mine. I would also agree to give my
girlfriend
regular visitation rights to the child, if she so desires.
I wish to have custody because my girlfriend's life is unstable and, in my
opinion,
not conducive for the raising of children. I can easily provide financially
for the
raising of the child.
1) What are the things that a court needs to see from me so that they will
grant me custody;
2) Since I obviously need a lawyer, how do I find out who the best child
custody lawyers are?
I live in Phoenix AZ.
Thank you very, very much.

[Rob Dekker]

Post by Christopher Berthiaume
1. Demand and get a paternity test, even if you must pay for it.
2. Fortunately, money can make a multitude of problems go away. I hope that
you have LOTS of money! You're going to need it. Kiss your money goodbye,
because it's probably going to sprout wings and then fly bye bye bye.

Take this advice and this warning. Ignore the rest of the mambo-jambo from
Chris.

Post by Christopher Berthiaume

Post by bob
I've never been married, and I have no children.

That means: get informed !!

Post by Christopher Berthiaume

Post by bob
My girlfriend has recently gotten pregnant, and, according to her, I am

the

Post by bob
alleged father.

Congratulations! Exciting time for you. Enjoy this time as much as you can.
I can tell you, there is nothing better than feeling your own baby against
you.
Best if you can enjoy it together (with your girlfriend).
Remember : life is always fair in the end.
She needs you now, so if you behave as a lawyer you will be treated as one
later on.

Post by Christopher Berthiaume

Post by bob
If indeed I am the father, then I would like to have custody of the child
and have the
child's last name changed over to mine.

'Changed' ? Is the baby born already ? If not, then negotiate with your
girlfriend about naming. If you care about the baby and about her,
she will respect you.
Remember, there is first name, middle name and last name.
Lots of choices.

If the baby is born and named already, you will have a very hard time
changing it.

Post by Christopher Berthiaume

Post by bob
I would also agree to give my
girlfriend
regular visitation rights to the child, if she so desires.
I wish to have custody because my girlfriend's life is unstable and, in my
opinion,
not conducive for the raising of children.

If she wants full custody, then you will have to convice the court that her
life is 'unstable'.

If the 'unstable' part of her life is just that she does not have regular
income,
then you might be out of luck. Child support and child custody are two
totally separate issues. You win child support if you can convince the
courts
that the child is much better off with you than with her.
If your girlfriend is on drugs or is mentally ill, and you can prove that,
then
is going to be an easy case for you. Otherwize, you would have to commit to
care for the child full-time. Can you do that ? If you can't (because you
have
a full-time job), then welcome to the 90% of fathers who make the money, and
thus loose primary custody, and end up paying child support.

Post by Christopher Berthiaume

Post by bob
I can easily provide

financially

Post by bob
for the
raising of the child.

So, assuming that you are working and thus cannot commit to raising your
child full-time, while she has all the time in the world and is not on
drugs,
then you will be paying child-support. Actually, that is quite reasonable,
because it is your child we are talking about, and dont you want the best
for your child ?

Post by Christopher Berthiaume

Post by bob
1) What are the things that a court needs to see from me so that they will
grant me custody;

Apart from very clear cases of abuse, drug-use, prostitution, or other
gross miss-conduct, courts will mainly look at who is most committed to
spend time with the child. If you want full custody, essentially you need
to prove either one of these.

So it comes down to the following : either you sacrafice your job,
live in poverty and have custody of your child, or you sacrafice your money,
and have visitation rights, but loose primary custody.
Either way, you are going to pay....

Post by Christopher Berthiaume

Post by bob
2) Since I obviously need a lawyer, how do I find out who the best child
custody lawyers are?
I live in Phoenix AZ.

Ask a friend who has gone through a similar experience.

Post by Christopher Berthiaume

Post by bob
Thank you very, very much.